I like how they released neither the precise address nor the name of the shop.

A quick glance at Google Maps revealed the only likely victim on the 1700 block of Market to be Cub Foods. Still, I'm curious where exactly you'd have to pee, and for how long, to ruin $34 worth of merchandise at Papa Murphy's Take N Bake Pizza.

Maybe we can all chip in and bail this guy out, and send him on a mission.