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No, Virginia, There Aren't Crunchberries

Submitted Thursday, June 04, 2009 by TheHumanMan | Category: Headlines
Poor lil Janine's innocence comes to an end as when she finds out that crunchberries don't grow on trees next to Lollipop Lane on Gumdrop Hill. The heartless U.S. District Court twists the knife by throwing out the lawsuit. Don't worry Janine, I am suing Cap'n Crunch for irreparable damage to the roof of my mouth.
  
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by Disco Stu at 6/8/2009 6:54:34 AM Score 0  Cool Weak
They're NOT?!?!

FUCK!!!!

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