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Oxidize Podcast Ep 009

Submitted Sunday, August 10, 2008 by Kidsmoke | Category: Entertainment
You've never seen Star Wars?!
  
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by sandor777 at 8/11/2008 1:19:23 PM Score 0  Cool Weak
I don't even know what to say. I don't think I know a single person who hasn't seen Star Wars, let alone people in our age group! Seriously?!
by TheHumanMan at 8/12/2008 2:04:01 AM Score 0  Cool Weak
My girlfriend had not seen Star Wars for the same reasons as Jodi (Jodi?): only girls in the family; it's only for nerds. I found this out when some friends and I were watching Empire and she walked in while Yoda said, "but there is another". She asked who this "other" was then asked if it was "Hans" leading us to repeating Han Solo quotes in a German accent. That was two years ago.

Over the past three Sundays the original trilogy was on TV, on one of the three channels that we get, and she agreed to watch them. Well didn't "agree", she turned on the TV and there they were, that isn't really entering into the binding contract that popping in a DVD is. Tony, you mentioned you want to have a screening for Jodi (Jodi?), yeah it's not so much fun. I spent 6 hours being grossly aware of all the flaws I usually push out of my brain. There is no critical defense of Mark Hamill's acting, no matter how big a fan I am. But she watched them... like she is watching the Olympics right now, intermittently.

Joe
by jodi at 8/13/2008 3:22:59 PM Score 0  Cool Weak
Did she enjoy the movies? That's the real question here.
by adam at 8/14/2008 7:40:37 AM Score 0  Cool Weak
watch, or watch not...there is no enjoy.
by TheHumanMan at 8/14/2008 4:42:41 PM Score 1  Cool Weak
And what's with "enjoy" anyway? I mean, can you be "enhappy"? Can you "enlike" something? And what is the opposite? "unjoy" "nonjoy"

And did you read this one? Have you read this? Airlines are discontinuing free peanuts on flights as a cost saving measure. Yeah, yeah, oil prices are surging and that's the way they are gonna balance the books? I mean, come on! Like there were only seven peanuts per pack anyway. And you ever try to open those things? Now that's what you need box cutters on airplanes for... and a c-clap and a blowtorch. Am I right, people? And when you finally open them the peanuts spray all over the floor, rolling up and down the aisles.

Yeah, I got an idea if you want to keep people from hijacking planes, encase the cockpit in whatever space aged polymer they use for the peanuts. After ten minutes of trying to get through that the terrorists will just give up and sit back down. Am I right? Am I right?

Thank you, you've been a great crowd. "Enjoy" the rest of the show.

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