The only car commercial that ever made me hungry!

Interesting description of the neuro-chemical responses to a classic con...the pigeon drop. "The key to a con is not that you trust the conman, but that he shows he trusts you. Conmen ply their trade by appearing fragile or needing help, by seeming vulnerable. "

I wonder how many other homes in the country have cash just waiting to be found in them. Literally.

Great collection of vintage Halloween costumes that are sure to show up in the next round of slasher movies.

It's starting to get cold here in the Minneapple, so I figred it was time to start campaigning for a new Santa as well.

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Pumpkin!

Simple...brilliant...pointless...amusing.

In a very clever move to thwart IRA bomb makers, British Intelligence opened a laundromat and sent color coded coupons to specific areas of the city. The laundry was scanned for bomb ingredient residue and suspect clothing was mapped to a specific neighborhoods/addresses based on the coupon color.

If you don't know what that van parked down the street is used for, here is a quick guide.

Instead, here I am sitting at work like a chump.

Insanity, absurdity, questionable business plan...this site has it all...although beware, here be dragons.

What if you took the A-Ha's video "Take on Me", but changed the lyrics to explain what was going on in the video...behold the latest useless YouTube meme.

One part "Thomas Crowne Affair" and one part "Pineapple Express".

Yet further proof that you can get funding for just about anything.

Disappointment abounds as a blogger buys a "Baconator"... "It was like when I found out that Santa Claus wasn’t real.All the ingredients were there, but they didn’t look like the advertisement photos and they tasted like greasy sadness."

I am 6' 2''

Good ol' Charlie Gibson and the ABC Nightly News is coming to broadcast from my fair town and I need some ideas on how I can get my 15 minutes of fame, after which I plan on spending some time in a rehab center. I could be in the background in a pirate outfit or something, but in this day and age I don't think that will cut it. Of course, JUST in case it doesn't work I do ask that your ideas do not entail me getting arrested, fired or run out of town by a angry pitch-fork weilding (sp?) crowd.

Cracked is one of the funniest Web sites out there and they never disappoint.

What do you think?

A woman marries a heart donor and it's recipient -- who both commit suicide. A "Yikes" in and of itself... But that's only the beginning of the nutbaggery.