When you gotta go, you gotta go ...

Assertive meat salesmen wreak havoc.

I really need to burn something ... wait, I know...

It's already difficult enough to find Hamm's in Minnesota. Now, it's going to be impossible!

Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

Every year, Rex Sorgatz over at Fimoculous assembles a giant list for the "best of" the year. Enjoy!

Bring your kids out to the demolition.

I think liked the tiny puppy sign the best.

Enjoy a small slice of the pie of my life as a font maker! Just went live and will be e-mailed to over one million MyFonts subscribers!

The Empire has fallen on hard times ...

Drill, Baby, Drill!

Dictionaries have been removed from classrooms in southern California schools after a parent complained about a child reading the definition for "oral sex".

High wire artists cross South Korean River alone to provide a fantastic headline.

Personal Favorite: "One killed, six injured in pie factory explosion. Blast heard up to 3.14159265 miles away"

Just a few brilliant quotes: "Don't tell me to give away my own money. That's socialism." "I'm an American. We don't have czars in America." Amazing.

Will downtown survive? Will this "make-over" succeed? What do we have to loose?

This must be a low point in the career of many a Fox News employee.

...and, by inmates' accounts, the 71-year-old Ponzi schemer came out the winner.

The WTF (Wisconsin Tourism Federation) got tired of being the butt of jokes and changed its name to the Tourism Federation of Wisconsin.

Maybe I'm reading too much in between the lines here, but that's my take and I'm sticking to it.