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Darth Vader Holds Up Long Island Bank

Submitted Friday, July 23, 2010 by Kidsmoke | Category: Headlines
The Empire has fallen on hard times ...
  
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Visualizing the BP Oil Spill

Submitted Tuesday, June 08, 2010 by oobeez | Category: Headlines
Drill, Baby, Drill!
  
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Southern California School District Bans Dictionaries

Submitted Tuesday, January 26, 2010 by adam | Category: Headlines
Dictionaries have been removed from classrooms in southern California schools after a parent complained about a child reading the definition for "oral sex".
  
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Headline!

Submitted Sunday, January 10, 2010 by Kidsmoke | Category: Headlines
High wire artists cross South Korean River alone to provide a fantastic headline.
  
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Top Fark Headlines of 2009

Submitted Tuesday, January 05, 2010 by adam | Category: Headlines
Personal Favorite: "One killed, six injured in pie factory explosion. Blast heard up to 3.14159265 miles away"
  
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Palin Supporters Struggle to Explain Why They Support Palin

Submitted Tuesday, November 24, 2009 by KillerT | Category: Headlines
Just a few brilliant quotes: "Don't tell me to give away my own money. That's socialism." "I'm an American. We don't have czars in America." Amazing.
  
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Changes in downtown Minneapolis

Submitted Monday, November 23, 2009 by KillerT | Category: Headlines
Will downtown survive? Will this "make-over" succeed? What do we have to loose?
  
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Street Talk

Submitted Friday, November 06, 2009 by Drunk Bastard | Category: Headlines
This must be a low point in the career of many a Fox News employee.
  
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Bernie Madoff In Prison Yard Scuffle

Submitted Tuesday, October 13, 2009 by Kidsmoke | Category: Headlines
...and, by inmates' accounts, the 71-year-old Ponzi schemer came out the winner.
  
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WTF? No, TFW!

Submitted Tuesday, September 29, 2009 by adam | Category: Headlines
The WTF (Wisconsin Tourism Federation) got tired of being the butt of jokes and changed its name to the Tourism Federation of Wisconsin.
  
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US Shoots Down Indian Lunar Probe To Protect Fake 1969 Moon Landing

Submitted Monday, August 31, 2009 by 3tyAL | Category: Headlines
Maybe I'm reading too much in between the lines here, but that's my take and I'm sticking to it.
  
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"It's just like Mary Kay, except that it's geared toward guys"

Submitted Wednesday, August 26, 2009 by TheHumanMan | Category: Headlines
Idiots.
  
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This is where my wife is from

Submitted Monday, July 27, 2009 by adam | Category: Headlines
A sign pointing southbound travelers onto Business Highway 51 in Rothschild and Schofield bears an incorrect spelling for every word except “exit.”
  
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Michael Jackson oversaturation?

Submitted Wednesday, July 01, 2009 by J. Ryan | Category: Headlines
It wasn't exactly a slow news week (nor has it been since) the day Michael Jackson died. So why, almost a week later, is it seemingly all we hear about? Marc Cooper breaks down the data.
  
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Pitchman Billy Mays Dead at 50

Submitted Sunday, June 28, 2009 by adam | Category: Headlines
Mays, 50, was found unresponsive by his wife inside his Tampa, Fla., home at 7:45 a.m. on Sunday, according to the Tampa Police Department.
  
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MN Woman fined $1.9 Million for downloading/sharing 24 songs

Submitted Friday, June 19, 2009 by adam | Category: Headlines
In a repeat of the verdict from her first federal trial, Thomas-Rasset was found liable for willfully infringing all 24 copyrights controlled by the four major record labels at issue in the case. The jury awarded the labels damages totaling a whopping $1.92 million, or $80,000 per song. This represents a $1.7 Million dollar increase over her first trial award.
  
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Shoes: Arch Support or Baby Death Traps?

Submitted Thursday, June 11, 2009 by TheHumanMan | Category: Headlines
The Top 10 Most Absurd Time Covers of The Past 40 Years.
  
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No, Virginia, There Aren't Crunchberries

Submitted Thursday, June 04, 2009 by TheHumanMan | Category: Headlines
Poor lil Janine's innocence comes to an end as when she finds out that crunchberries don't grow on trees next to Lollipop Lane on Gumdrop Hill. The heartless U.S. District Court twists the knife by throwing out the lawsuit. Don't worry Janine, I am suing Cap'n Crunch for irreparable damage to the roof of my mouth.
  
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Ferris Bueller's Ferrari House for Sale

Submitted Wednesday, May 27, 2009 by adam | Category: Headlines
Highland Park stunner. Cantilever design with two buildings. The main house, and a separate out building for a car museum. Priced to move at $2.3 Million.
  
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Tamil Tiger leader killed, but did his brother Luigi manage to escape with Princess Toadstool???

Submitted Monday, May 18, 2009 by 3tyAL | Category: Headlines
In all seriousness, three cheers that MAYBE this bloody mess is finally over. The Sri Lankan government is far from blameless, but with all the bloody mess' going on around the world I think it's worth noting the few occasions when things go in the right direction.
  
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