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For Sale: 1983 Delorean Time Machine Replica

Submitted Wednesday, May 31, 2006 by adam | Category: Entertainment

Holy Jigawatts Batman! A classic Delorean complete with programmable time circuits and a flux capacitor (which makes time travel possible) is up for grabs. Now that the Libyans are no longer after us, I may have to clear out a spot in the garage.

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by chrisfelton at 6/1/2006 6:03:27 AM

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Now if I was only 13 again and had steaming piles of cash. Then all of my dreams would come true. Of course, I could purchase the car on loan, buy a history of sports book, and travel back in time to 1985 and give my younger self the book for making bets. A good plan that can not fail.

by jhladousa at 6/1/2006 6:14:27 AM

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I believe that every one should know by now that time travel is not possible without some crystals in addition to the fancy 80's gadgetry that the delorean has.

by adam at 6/1/2006 6:15:20 AM

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Ha! No Biff, no!

by J. Ryan at 6/1/2006 12:46:57 PM

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It wasn't crystals -- it was plutonium.

Available at any corner drugstore.

by adam at 6/1/2006 5:20:45 PM

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I am a little disappointed at the lack of "Mr. Fusion" rather than the original drug store grade plutonium.

by chrisfelton at 6/1/2006 7:11:39 PM

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Plutonium is too hard to get. Plus dealing with terrorist is strictly out of the book. Being able to run on trash would the first upgrade the car would need. However, don't go to far into the future. You may end up after the apocalypse. Where mankind has split into two distinct species. One that lives a peaceful life, and another that lives under the ground and feasts on the defenseless Eloi.

by diner at 6/1/2006 8:10:25 PM

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So Doc, do we turn in to Assholes or something? . . . .

Yeah Marty you turned into a couple of dicks which is why I hauled ass back in time to get you . . . DUH!

:D

by chrisfelton at 6/2/2006 5:35:32 AM

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Nice quote!
Heres another
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh!t.

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